50 Cal Ammo Can To Fat To Run

Too Fat To Run Engraved .50 Cal Ammo Can

For the ones who know running’s overrated.
The Too Fat To Run .50 cal ammo can says it how it is — featuring a fully geared-up fighter who’s not built for speed, but built to stand his ground. With the line “Too Fat To Run — Will Fight Instead,” it’s a lighthearted nod to those who don’t need cardio when they’ve got courage (and probably a few extra mags).

Made from brand-new steel and sealed tight with a rubber gasket, this can is ready for real use — ammo, tools, range gear, or display. Precision laser-engraved in the USA, it’s tough, functional, and unapologetically funny.

Features:

• Genuine .50 cal steel ammo can (brand new, not surplus)
• Rubber gasket seal for water- and dust-resistant protection
• Laser-engraved in the USA
• Heavy-duty steel construction